Population | 3.817 billion |
Capital | Saint Andlesburg |
Leader | Alric Wolff |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | franc |
Animal | eagle |
The Holy Empire of Saint Andles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alric Wolff with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.817 billion Saint Andlesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andlesburg. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Saint Andlesian economy, worth 265 trillion francs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,466 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Andles's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is Catholicism.
Saint Andles is ranked 80,242nd in the world and 486th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 90.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Andles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Saint Andles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Andles, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.